So you think Medieval knights were condemned to lug around unwieldy swords, while their Renaissance counterparts bounced around with mere wisps of metal weaponry? Dr. Timothy Dawson believes you’ve been grossly misinformed—a fact he expounds upon at length in one of Microkhan’s all-time favorite publications, the Journal of Western Martial Art: These results show that […]
Entries from July 7th, 2009
The Middle Ages Get a Bad Rap
July 7th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Tags:history·Journal of Western Martial Arts·Medieval history·Renaissance history·weapons
Left Behind
July 7th, 2009 · Comments Off on Left Behind
One of our great journalistic mentors taught us that every saga is about money, at least on some level. That axiom certainly appears to hold true in Xinjiang, the western Chinese province that has suffered through days of deadly riots. As the Financial Times explained last year, Muslim Uighurs are incensed not only with the […]
The 75-Cent Plague
July 6th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Reading Walter Kirn’s sharp review of Methland reminded us that speed scares are nothing new. In researching the history of Benzedrine for Now the Hell Will Start, we remember coming across this 1959 Time piece about Eisenhower-era addicts and their penchant for crime. With a few linguistic tweaks, it could easily have been written last […]
Tags:Benzadrine·drugs·James Ellory·methamphetamine·Now the Hell Will Start
“Kobe 55.7 Percent”
July 6th, 2009 · 3 Comments
We touched down on Spaceship Earth after the Vietnam War’s conclusion, so we can’t say that the late Robert McNamara ever loomed particularly large in our imagination. But we do recall being gobsmacked by The Fog of War, perhaps the most thought-provoking documentary we’ve encountered. As a small memorial to McNamara, the most memorable (and […]
Tags:Japan·movies·Robert McNamara·The Fog of War·World War II
Explaining the Fujian Conundrum
July 6th, 2009 · 6 Comments
Over the holiday weekend, in addition to bidding farewell to our dead-tree labor o’ love, we found a few spare moments to start reading The Snakehead, the new book from Chatter author Patrick Radden Keefe. We’re only 50 pages in, but so far this tome gets Microkhan’s equivalent of an Ebert-ian “thumbs way up” rave. […]
Tags:China·Golden Venture·immigration·New York City·Patrick Radden Keefe·The Snakehead
Delhi’s Worrying Trend
July 6th, 2009 · 2 Comments
We normally assume that public health constantly improves, if only incrementally for long stretches. But then along comes a story like this, detailing how Delhi’s infant mortality rate has doubled since 2005. The obvious culprit is the continuing influx of rural migrants, few of whom seek professional medical care while pregnant—or, for that matter, for […]
Tags:Delhi·India·infant mortality·Janani Suraksha Yojana·public health
Thine Alabaster Cities Gleam
July 3rd, 2009 · 2 Comments
We’ve made a game-time decision to join our countrymen in taking today off—or, at the very least, to work a half day, then take Microkhan Jr. down to the Graffiti Hall of Fame for a look-see (to be followed, perhaps, by a top-notch $2 taco). But we couldn’t jet without noting Uncle Sam’s 233rd birthday, […]
Last Call in Red Hook
July 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments
To borrow a sentiment from Mötley Crüe, it’s time to turn the page on Now the Hell Will Start, our dead-tree labor o’ love. This Sunday, July 5th, we’ll be reading from the book for the very last time, amid the cozy waterfront confines of Sunny’s Bar in beautiful Red Hook. If you’re in New […]
Tags:Herman Perry·Ledo Road·New York City·Now the Hell Will Start·Red Hook·Sunny's Reading Series
Temple of Boom (Cont’d)
July 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment
We’ve already expressed our boundless admiration for Madlib’s Beat Konducta in India album, arguably the most perfect slab of sonic creativity we’ve heard over the past five years. Thanks to this new Grooveshark widget, we can now bring you our favorite track off that opus—the song we’ve long imagined as playing over the credit sequence […]
Stepping Into a More Brutal Ring
July 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments
We were saddened to learn of the death of Alexis “The Explosive Thin Man” Arguello, one of our all-time favorite boxers. And we were surprised to discover that just a year before his passing, Arguello had been elected the mayor of Managua. (Okay, we admit it—we don’t keep up on Nicaraguan municipal politics like we […]
Tags:Alexis Arguello·Bill Bradley·football·George Weah·Great Sasuke·Japan·Kevin Johnson·Peter Boulware·politics·sports
The Mob Psychology of Desperate Men
July 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments
It took us well over a week, but we finally got around to finishing Harp of Burma last night, while sitting on the 2 train back from Brooklyn. Yes, a week-plus is an awful long time to tackle a so-called children’s book, one which clocks in at a measly 132 pages. But such is life […]
Tags:anthropology·Burma·cannibalism·Harp of Burma·Japan·psychology·World War II
Pigeon Protectionism
July 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment
If a Massachusetts pigeon breeder gets his way, out-of-state squabs could soon be aves non grata on the state’s film and TV sets. Bill Desmarais has coaxed the Massachusetts House of Representatives into considering H816 (PDF), more colloquially known as “An act relative to pigeons in motion pictures.” The bill’s text reads in full: Be […]
Tags:law·Massachusetts·movies·pigeons·politics·Smoot-Hawley·TV
“Don’t Kill the Goose…”
July 1st, 2009 · 2 Comments
In our never-ending quest to bring you the classic tracks behind our favorite hip-hop cuts, today we bring you the U-Roy and Hopeton Lewis collaboration “Tom Drunk.” It only takes a few seconds’ worth of listening to realize that the song’s best riff was long-ago copped by Reflection Eternal for “Fortified Live,” a tune notable […]
Tags:Grooveshark·hip-hop·Hopeton Lewis·music·Reflection Eternal·U-Roy
First Contact: The English and the Inuit
July 1st, 2009 · 10 Comments
Continuing our ongoing First Contact series, today we’re gonna look back at the 1576 encounter between the English and the Inuit of Baffin Island. The details of the meet-up were recorded by one Christopher Hall, a member of a Martin Frobisher-led expedition in search of the fabled Northwest Passage to China. Upon first landing on […]
Tags:anthropology·Baffin Island·England·First Contact·history·Iniut·linguistics·Martin Frobisher
When’s the Victory Parade?
July 1st, 2009 · Comments Off on When’s the Victory Parade?
With the Obama administration in the midst of trying to dinosaur the phrase “War on Drugs,” we thought it would be worth looking at some of that 40-year-old conflict’s greatest defeats. And we found a true gem buried within this recent Department of Justice bulletin (PDF), a compilation of felony-case statistics from 2004. There are […]
Tags:crime·drugs·law·statistics·War on Drugs
Rising from the Turf
June 30th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Bit of a rough day here ’round Microkhan HQs, alas—a potential project just fell through, so we’re suffering through one of our periodic bouts of creative moroseness. Hopefully we’ll rebound in an hour or two, but for the moment the well is nearly dry. As such, we’re gonna go the lazy khan’s route and kick […]
Tags:1980s·Apple·games·Jordan Mechner·Karateka·Prince of Persia
Maoists vs. Communists
June 30th, 2009 · Comments Off on Maoists vs. Communists
Violence continues in rural West Bengal, where the Indian military is campaigning against a scrappy band of rebels referred to as “Maoists.” How do Maoists differ from your garden-variety followers of Marxist tenets? Microkhan broke it down a few years back, when the Nepalese civil war was in full swing. Seems like it’s mostly about […]
How Hard is the GED?
June 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Back in our high school days, we often fantasized about ditching the classroom routine in favor of taking the GED test. (This daydream was usually strongest during double-period Calculus AB, by far the dreariest educational experience on the planet.) But the fantasy was always short-lived, in large part because of some negative stereotypes. The folks […]
Wings of Silver, Nerves of Steel
June 29th, 2009 · 8 Comments
We’re prepping to head downtown for the 20th anniversary screening of Do the Right Thing, a momentous occasion that has us on yet another ’80s nostalgia kick. It thus bears mentioning that another great cultural artifact is celebrating an important milestone this year— turns 23! And what better way to mark the occasion than with […]
The Ninety-Fourth
June 29th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Ninety-Fourth
Tiny Togo joins the ranks of nations that have officially abolished capital punishment. Which means this list is now slightly out-of-date. Who will be next to do away with their (usually figurative) gallows? Our money’s on Burkina Faso. Or maybe another small African nation that’s trying to carve out better relations with Western Europe—the likes […]
Tags:death penalty·law·Togo
The Not-So-Delicate Art of Shin-Kicking
June 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments
There’s a great passage in Luc Sante‘s Low Life, in which he recounts the 19th-century New York City spectacle of man-versus-rat fights. A human competitor wearing heavy boots was placed in a ring with a swarm of hungry rats, and challenged to stomp as many to death as possible without suffering terrible injury. It’s quite […]
Tags:Journal of Manly Arts·Luc Sante·martial arts·purring·sports
“More Imperfect Than Impermeable”
June 29th, 2009 · 2 Comments
We’re fond of gently mocking those who seek to make teetotaling a legal requirement. The Eighteenth Amendment, after all, is widely regarded as a notable (even noble) failure, and we certainly can’t imagine life without the more-than-occasional bomber of Ballantine. But does that mean all attempts at enforcing prohibition are doomed to have zero positive […]
Tags:Alaska·alcohol·crime·law·Prohibition
The Piano Riff of Our Dreams
June 26th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Piano Riff of Our Dreams
Apologies for the lighter-than-usual day on Microkhan. We’re actually prepping for the third annual celebration of our legal link-up with the missus, so our thoughts are mostly elsewhere. Don’t fret, we’ll be back at full strength come Monday. Promise. In the meantime, please enjoy the clip above, the discovery of which stems from Wednesday’s Beatnuts […]
Werner Loves the Jiggle
June 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments
One of our favorite means of procrastination is sifting through Nathan Rabin’s “My Year of Flops” series on The A.V. Club. That habit recently brought us in contact with this evisceration of The Real Cancun, which Rabin curtly derides as “a horrifying glimpse into the kiddie-pool-shallow minds of folks whose greatest ambition in life is […]
Tags:Bad Movie Friday·Hard Ticket to Hawaii·movies·My Year of Flops·The Real Cancun·Wener Herzog
Coup Four and a Half
June 26th, 2009 · Comments Off on Coup Four and a Half
In April, Fiji’s government declared a public emergency that has led to total media censorship, a ban on political meetings, and the sacking of judges. It’s increasingly clear that Commodore Frank Bainimarama, Fiji’s prime minister, intends for martial law to become permanent. Fortunately, journalists are routing around the emergency rules on Coup Four and a […]
Performance Decreasing Drugs
June 26th, 2009 · Comments Off on Performance Decreasing Drugs
With so much focus on steroid scofflaws these past few years, it’s tough to remember that professional athletes are often forced to dabble in performance-sapping drugs, too. Such is currently the case with Spanish MotoGP star Dani Pedrosa, who’s been racing on painkillers since badly injuring his hip in a nasty spill. And while the […]
A Fond Farewell to MJ
June 25th, 2009 · 2 Comments
In the summer of 1983, my dad took me to the Sunset Boulevard Tower Records to purchase my first two audiocassettes. One was the eminently forgettable Cargo by Men at Work; the other, the legendary Thriller. By summer’s end, I knew every single lyric on that great album, and would watch MTV whenever possible in […]
“Step Into My Dojo…”
June 25th, 2009 · 2 Comments
This morning’s sumo-related post stirred up memories of another Hawaiian-born legend of the sport: Konishiki, aka “The Dump Truck.” Though he never attained the exalted rank of yokozuna—perhaps due to anti-foreigner prejudice among sumo’s elite—Konishiki never let the disappointment get in the way of his artistic ambitions. As evidenced by the above video, the truly […]
Around the World in 3,287 Days
June 25th, 2009 · 7 Comments
A Nepalese cyclist in the midst of a nine-year, around-the-world ride hits Ghana. The roughest part of Lok Bandhu Karki’s epic journey so far? Getting jacked in Malaysia: The journey has not been without difficulties. “Courage keeps me going,” he says of his worst experiences in a journey, which has also been characterised by robbery […]
March of the Fire Ants
June 25th, 2009 · Comments Off on March of the Fire Ants
The latest issue of Agricultural Research, a monthly must-read ’round Microkhan headquarters, contains an interesting nugget about fire ant immigration patterns. A Floridian entomologist who specializes in evolutionary genetics has concluded that our national fire-ant nightmare started with as few as nine queens, all of whom touched down in Mobile, Alabama, during the Great Depression. […]

