You Know You Have Too Much Money When… | Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

You Know You Have Too Much Money When…

February 17th, 2009 · No Comments

…you employ a full-time personal shopper. I wonder if she earned overtime while watching Bonds inject exotic fish paralyzers into his kiester. Sure hope so.

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