Crashing on a mammoth Wired opus today, as well as reviewing the final page proofs for The Skies Belong to Us (which is now endorsed by some thoroughly amazing folks). Back on Monday, provided Asteroid 2012 DA14 doesn’t veer off course and dinosaur us all.
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Mistakes Were Made
February 15th, 2013 · Comments Off on Mistakes Were Made
Tags:hijacking·regrets·Tasmin Fitzgerald·The Skies Belong to Us
Grudge Match
February 14th, 2013 · Comments Off on Grudge Match
When Senator Warren B. Rudman recently passed, I was struck by the concluding section of his New York Times obituary, which contained an anecdote that attested to his stubbornness: Mr. Rudman feuded with his alma mater long after he had left its campus. In 1952, Syracuse University withheld his bachelor’s diploma because he had refused […]
Tags:baseball·politics·psychology·Shoeless Joe Jackson·sports·The Wire·TV·Warren Rudman
The Hieroglyphics of Vagabonds
February 12th, 2013 · Comments Off on The Hieroglyphics of Vagabonds
Last summer we marveled at the complexity of hobo pictographs, which we took to be a uniquely American phenomenon. But as this 1872 dictionary of slang from London makes clear, the tradition of wordless transient communication traces back to the Old World. In decidedly non-PC language, the author argues that this code was created by […]
Tags:England·hobos·language·slang·Travellers
Male Ruffled Grouses in the Mist
February 8th, 2013 · Comments Off on Male Ruffled Grouses in the Mist
The latest post from the indispensable Camoupedia recounts the career of Gerome Brush, an artist with whom I was previously unfamiliar. His anonymity is undeserved, however, as he played an instrumental role in the advent of military camouflage; he helped fellow artist Abbott Handerson Thayer patent the first concept for the visual concealment of ships […]
Tags:art·camouflage·World War I
So Far from the Zenith
February 6th, 2013 · Comments Off on So Far from the Zenith
It is tough not to be saddened by the unraveling of English soccer hero Paul Gascoigne, who is currently drying out at an American rehabilitation facility after a very long, very public battle with a virulent strain of alcoholism. Like so many celebrities who we adore for their bad behavior, Gazza became trapped in a […]
Supreme Mathematics
February 4th, 2013 · Comments Off on Supreme Mathematics
A great illness has swept the royal Microkhan yurts in Queens, and so I must dedicate the bulk of today to making sure the clan recuperates in fine style. Back soon with something tasty—in the meantime, please enjoy another sample from our burgeoning collection of book-related images and info.
The Hidden Beauty of the Panelaks
February 1st, 2013 · Comments Off on The Hidden Beauty of the Panelaks
Working-class apartment blocks—particularly those built by authoritarian governments—don’t exactly have stellar aesthetic reputations. When you think of the high-rises erected for the proletariat, adjectives such as “brutish,” “drab”, and “grim” are what immediately pop to mind. Yet it is important to remember that even when budgetary constraints and government ideology factored into the construction equation, […]
Tags:architecture·Communism·construction·Mongolia·photography·Serbia
Deathboats, Cont’d
January 30th, 2013 · 1 Comment
A treasured microblog correspondent alerted us to this heap of bad news from the maritime realm: cruise-ship crews will henceforth be receiving more lifeboat training than ever before. This decision by the Cruise Lines International Association was surely made with the best of intentions, as the organization doesn’t want a repeat of the chaos that […]
Upside-Down World
January 29th, 2013 · 2 Comments
There is a certain breed of non-fiction story that I call the bridge burner—a tale so damning that it ensures that the writer will never again enjoy access to a vast swath of trusted sources. A prime example would be Jon Lee Anderson’s recent “Slumlord,” in which he paints a vivid portrait of the chaos […]
Tags:dictatorship·Jon Lee Anderson·prisons·The New Yorker·Venezuela
Knife Tricks
January 25th, 2013 · 2 Comments
The effervescent young lady above worked for an early manufacturer of handheld metal detectors. Here she shows a Congressional panel how the skyjackers of the the late 1960s managed to sneak knives aboard planes, even when selected for manual frisking by airline employees. From my very nascent collection of skyjacking-related images, tied into the forthcoming […]
The Unapologetic Cipher
January 24th, 2013 · 5 Comments
I’m midway through David Remnick’s biography of Muhammad Ali, which is pretty much as stellar as you would expect. Yet there are times when I wish the narrative would instead focus on the tragic figure of Sonny Liston—what can I say, I’m attracted to characters who will never be universally adored, and who perhaps take […]
Tags:books·boxing·Sonny Liston·sports
The Talented Mr. Quan
January 22nd, 2013 · 1 Comment
The Phocea is one of the world’s largest superyachts, checking in at an impressive 75-meters in length. It has also proven to be a monkey’s paw of sorts, as great misfortune has befallen its ultra-successful owners: The Phocea was built in Toulon in 1976 for yachtsman Alain Colas who called her Club Mediterranee. She competed […]
Tags:crime·maritime·Papua New Guinea·Pascal Anh Quan Saken·Phocea·Vanuatu
Be Thankful for What You’ve Got
January 18th, 2013 · Comments Off on Be Thankful for What You’ve Got
A bundle of statistics to chew over the next time you set foot in an automated elevator. Yes, the steel boxes of today lack a certain charm compared to the ornate, manually-controlled brass contraptions of yore. But at least they’re not death traps. (Current accident statistics here.) Humans are great at many things, but reliable […]
A Serious Approach
January 17th, 2013 · Comments Off on A Serious Approach
If you pay the slightest bit of attention to high-profile criminal cases, you have doubtless encountered the sketches of Harvey Pratt. The Oklahoma-based forensic artist is one of the masters of his craft, and thus a frequent attendee at trials where cameras are verboten. He is also a pioneer of post-mortem reconstruction techniques, which allow […]
Someone Take Him Up on This
January 15th, 2013 · 1 Comment
Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko, who we prefer to think of as The Armed Clown, has a famously high opinion of his own athletic prowess. Today that hubris led him to make a proposition that I hope he will live to regret, as he wrote a check with his mouth that his body surely cannot cash. […]
Tags:Alexander Lukashenko·Belarus·dictatorship·hockey·sports
The Mouths of Babes
January 11th, 2013 · Comments Off on The Mouths of Babes
Given its obviously confrontational nature, it’s a wonder that Shurooq Amin’s series of paintings entitled “It’s a Man’s World” were shown in Kuwait City at all. The exhibition lasted all of three hours before the secret police shut it down, citing complaints that the art was both “anti-Islamic” and “pornographic.” To her great credit, Amin […]
Tags:art·censorship·Kuwait·Shurooq Amin
Espionage Made Easy
January 9th, 2013 · Comments Off on Espionage Made Easy
The Department of Justice rarely indicts people it has no genuine hope of prosecuting, but an exception was recently made in the case of two Chinese nationals, Wan Li Yuan and “Jason Jiang” (true name unknown). The men, who will surely not be foolish enough to travel to these shores again, are alleged to have […]
Tags:business·China·crime·espionage·fraud·technology·Wan Li Yuan
The Not-So-Delicate Dance
January 8th, 2013 · Comments Off on The Not-So-Delicate Dance
Scrambling like mad to deal with Wired and book-related duties as the week bleeds toward Humpday. Back tomorrow with something halfway spectacular about Chinese industrial espionage.
The Pangolin’s Curse
January 4th, 2013 · 4 Comments
There are few environmental tragedies I find more puzzling than the decimation of the pangolin, a phenomenon recently covered by notable Microkhan ally Dan Morrison. Like rhino horns, pangolin scales are in high demand in Asian markets, primarily for medicinal and epicurean purposes. Yet there is little evidence that the scales work better than placebos, […]
Another 365
December 31st, 2012 · Comments Off on Another 365
I usually spend the day before New Year’s reflecting on the various triumphs and numerous failures of the preceding twelve months. To my chagrin, however, that just isn’t possible this year—the pace of dealing with two kids is more relentless than I had dared imagine prior to the Grand Emprette’s birth. I’ll have to settle […]
Tags:Ashe Bhosle·Bollywood·music
“An Innocent Third Party”
December 28th, 2012 · 2 Comments
When we hear about the ill-advised nature of high-speed police pursuits, it’s usually in relation to injuries suffered by pedestrians or occupants of uninvolved vehicles. But Brian Werner, a Nebraska man who was paralyzed in such a chase, was actually a passenger in a car being pursued. He sued the state for damages and was […]
The Simple Can Be So Difficult
December 27th, 2012 · Comments Off on The Simple Can Be So Difficult
A few days before Christmas, a milestone of sorts was reached at the Bangladesh University of Engineering and Technology: for the first time ever, a few eggs were cooked on a kerosene stove. This was significant not because of the quality of the meal produced, but rather because the stove generated eight watts of electricity […]
The Power Down
December 21st, 2012 · 1 Comment
All that stands between me and a five-day vacation is a pair of 300-word Wired pieces. Let me get to that so I get to teaching Microkhan Jr. the finer points of falconry. Back here after the Christmas lull.
Tags:Genghis Khan
Born to Greatness
December 19th, 2012 · 6 Comments
Alice Strick, the current world record holder in the Canadian-style one-foot high kick, is part of an athletic dynasty: her mother and cousin were also champions at the World Eskimo-Indian Olympics. While Strick’s feat in the clip above may seem effortless, I can assure you that it required near-superhuman athleticism. I know this because I […]
Tags:Alaska·Alice Strick·sports·World Eskimo-Indian Olympics
Beyond Red/Blue
December 18th, 2012 · 1 Comment
As the map above shows, our nation’s pattern of monkey-ownership laws is not easy to predict based on geography alone. Reliably blue states such as Washington and Illinois have no problem with personal primates, while conservative bastions such as Louisiana and Georgia have enacted blanket bans. I can only guess that legislators react to specific […]
Parallel Lives
December 14th, 2012 · Comments Off on Parallel Lives
Ireland’s Travellers invite a fair amount of voyeurism on account of their reputation for physical toughness and petty crime. The conventional wisdom is that this social group has decided to remain distinct from mainstream Irish society, in order to preserve their unique cultural traditions. But German photographer Birte Kaufman, who has documented life in a […]
Tags:economics·Ireland·Travellers
Unequal Trade
December 12th, 2012 · 1 Comment
If you have even a passing interest in colonialist cunning, you owe it to yourself to check out the National Museum of Australia’s dynamite exhibit on Aboriginal breastplates. These were baubles that the European arrivals provided to Down Under’s native inhabitants, ostensibly to honor certain individuals for being community leaders. But the givers desired something […]
Tags:Aboriginal breastplates·art·Australia·colonialism·politics
Accept Your Fake
December 10th, 2012 · 3 Comments
One of the issues I’m grappling with on my in-development Wired story is how we’ll need to redefine the notion of authenticity in the era of ubiquitous 3D printing. If I can make a perfect copy of any object without leaving the comfort of my home, does the original lose its aura of value? That’s […]
Tags:3D printing·archeology·masks·New Ireland·Papua New Guinea
UNIVAC Could Have Saved Us
December 7th, 2012 · Comments Off on UNIVAC Could Have Saved Us
Desperately wanted to do a West Papua post this morning, but a critical Wired deadline beckons. In my absence, please marvel at the UNIVAC promotional film above, in which the early computer is touted as the instrument capable of liberating our species from meteorological uncertainty. Ah, to think there was a time when the phrase […]
Tags:computers·meteorology·UNIVAC
Too Fat for the Fuzz, Cont’d
December 5th, 2012 · 1 Comment
After I microblogged this morning about overweight Indonesian cops, a treasured reader reminded me that Microkhan had covered this territory before. In July 2009, I wrote about the case of Chris Parent, a police officer in Bellevue, Nebraska, who was fired for being too large to perform his job properly. (See video above, which was […]

