It gives me tremendous pleasure to announce the long-awaited return of Bad Movie Friday, which has been on hiatus for a couple of weeks. I’m bringing it back after discovering a trove of utmost goodness on YouTube—namely, the collection of Andy Sidaris, previously lionized in this space as the writer-director behind the legendary Hard Ticket […]
Entries Tagged as 'Hard Ticket to Hawaii'
“A Smith & Wesson Beats Four Aces”
August 20th, 2010 · 7 Comments
Tags:Andy Sidaris·Bad Movie Friday·Erik Estrada·Hard Ticket to Hawaii·movies
Dolph on a Mission
January 8th, 2010 · 2 Comments
We here at Microkhan headquarters have been been shy about expressing our love for modern pentathlon, by far the most underrated sport in the Summer Olympics. And so we were recently overjoyed to discover that none other than Dolph Lundgren, one of the finest actors of the past half century, shares our affinity for the […]
Tags:Bad Movie Friday·Dolph Lundgren·Hard Ticket to Hawaii·Invasion U.S.A.·modern pentathlon·movies·Olympics·Pentathlon·sports
Werner Loves the Jiggle
June 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments
One of our favorite means of procrastination is sifting through Nathan Rabin’s “My Year of Flops” series on The A.V. Club. That habit recently brought us in contact with this evisceration of The Real Cancun, which Rabin curtly derides as “a horrifying glimpse into the kiddie-pool-shallow minds of folks whose greatest ambition in life is […]
Tags:Bad Movie Friday·Hard Ticket to Hawaii·movies·My Year of Flops·The Real Cancun·Wener Herzog
“This is for the Molokai Cops…”
May 19th, 2009 · 5 Comments
Screenplayin’ and parentin’ for the day’s remainder, so we’re gonna leave you with a follow-up to last week’s Bad Movie Friday winner, the seminal Hard Ticket to Hawaii. This particular scene does not feature unnecessary use of a rocket launcher, but it does teach us all a valuable lesson: When a stranger asks you to […]
Skate or Die…or, Both
May 15th, 2009 · 8 Comments
After a week’s hiatus, Bad Movie Friday returns with a vengeance, as well as the most unnecessary use of a rocket launcher ever committed to film (c. the 1:20 mark). The ridiculous clip above is plucked from the 1987 Skinemax anti-classic Hard Ticket to Hawaii, in which several Playboy centerfolds play badass DEA agents. The […]
Tags:Bad Movie Friday·Deron McBee·Hard Ticket to Hawaii·movies·Skinemax