Microkhan by Brendan I. Koerner

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The Allure of the Fuzz, Part II

March 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Another day, another gobsmacking tale of police impersonation, this time involving a 14-year-old Chicagoan who managed to make his way onto patrol thanks to the laziness of commanders. The kid even got to twist a suspect’s arm—surely every rage-filled teenager’s dream. The Chicago case provides an excellent opportunity to call out another athlete with a […]

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“Match Abandoned Due to Terror Attacks”

March 3rd, 2009 · Comments Off on “Match Abandoned Due to Terror Attacks”

Microkhan has previously opined on the redemptive power of Sri Lankan cricket. Today, alas, not so much. Fateful Boxing Day words from Javed Miandad, director general of the Pakistan Cricket Board, upon announcing the Sri Lankan tour: Not only the cricket fraternity but the whole of Pakistan is thankful to the Sri Lankan president for […]

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The Allure of the Fuzz

February 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment

It doesn’t take a fancy head-shrinking degree to guess why some folks like to imitate cops. But we’ll let an expert break it down for you nonetheless. “The ordinary person who impersonates a police officer is likely to feel powerless in some way in their life,” says Dr. Phillip Resnick, director of forensic psychiatry at […]

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The Perks of Having a Huge Noggin

February 20th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Perks of Having a Huge Noggin

I’ve previously delved into how physical anomalies can sometimes be a boon to athletes; check out this recent post on Muttiah Muralitharan, the great Tamil cricketeer, whose crooked arm has made him an especially devious bowler. Bree Schaaf’s peculiarity, by contrast, doesn’t necessarily make her a better bobsledder. But it’s nonetheless played a role in […]

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You Know You Have Too Much Money When…

February 17th, 2009 · Comments Off on You Know You Have Too Much Money When…

…you employ a full-time personal shopper. I wonder if she earned overtime while watching Bonds inject exotic fish paralyzers into his kiester. Sure hope so.

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The Other Mr. Magic

February 17th, 2009 · Comments Off on The Other Mr. Magic

No, I’m not talking about the DJ who Nas shouts out in “Halftime”. The object of this post’s praise is Turkish “artistic billiards” champion Semih Sayginer, aka “Mr. Magic”, aka “the Turkish Prince”. This guy’s such a supreme wiz that none other than Eric J. Yow proclaims him a personal hero. Eric Freakin’ Yow, I […]

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“People Can Play Cricket Together”

February 11th, 2009 · 3 Comments

This New York Times story is mostly about M.I.A.’s pro-Tamil sympathies, and how they’ve affected her rep back in her native Sri Lanka. (M.I.A.’s family was forced to flee to Britain due to her father’s political activities.) But the kicker touches on cricket, when a Colombo-based musician observes that ethnic differences tend to disappear on […]

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The Greatest Hammer Thrower Ever

February 10th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Track-and-field records tumble with alarming frequency nowadays, but Yuriy Sedykh’s hammer-throw mark is a rare exception. The Ukrainian-born athlete set the world record back in 1986, while wearing the Soviet hammer-and-sickle on his uniform. Sedykh competed for another 17 years after that triumph, but he never again came within a meter of that legendary throw. […]

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